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Balayya's communication skills

Balayya is very poor in communication skills.

A sample example to this.....

He doesn't know how to speak , i would like to share with u all guys , an interview which i had seen few years ago...

After reading this interview, you will understand why the dialogues of Balayya are composed by Paruchuri Bros.

Reporter : "sir mee movies lo music ki importance baga istharanukunta ?"

balayya gadu : "aaa............ avanu mari, mari , na cinemalu narasimhanayudu kaniyandi., samarasimhareddy kaniyandi , anthe kakunda..... anthaka mundu nunchi...... alage maa nanna garu kalam nunchi itu sangeetam kaniyandi atu sahityam kaniyandi.......mari alage guitaru,
tabala kaniyandi...... ila chaala unnayi ...... vaatiki sangeetham pedithe manchi hit avuthundi
kada.... maamooluga aithe Mani sharma tho music chesthuntaru..... mari bagundi kada...
ika audience ki baga nachhali kada ...... aithe nenu music bagunte cinema chesanu.
A cinama aina kooda music lo unna importance choosthanu..... alage cinema choostanu."

this was the reply , no person can expect this kind of an irrelevant , illogical, idiotic reply even from an illiterate person, except balayya gadu.

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Few more choices

shakeela is right heroine beside balayya...

the reasons are...
correct pair having same personalites..
shakeela has more fans than our ballaya....
blue films will have good collections in B,C centers.

Producers are also considering Geetu Singh (Kithakithalu heroine) and Mumaith Khan.

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balayya jokes

Balayya songs remix

change the lyrics of balayya songs and sing a new song with same tune..I'm selecting okka maadagadu song..

(((okka maadagaadu)))
krooraathi krooramga vetade pandi..
vaade veedu,veede vaadu, andhralo ekaika erripuku gaaaduuuu...
raane raadu, vasthe podu, poyetappudu oka pittu vadulthaaduuuuuu..

shakthi yukti shourayam.. ye okkati kuda leduuu,
pandidi matrame kaadu, ee kukka buddhi poduuu..

(((okka maadaagaadu)))

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Flopu Nayakudu ::::: Balayya

Flopu Nayakudu- Balakrishna

In Dasaavatharam there is a song praising Kamal Haasan (Loka Nayakuda ...).

If we rewrite the lyrics of the song for Balakrishna it would be like this.

Go make a hit before you die ..... Go make a hit before you die .....

Lokamanduna ninnu missu kaleru

Needu puttuka cine field ke chetu

Flopu naayakuda

Ne vente vundi flopu

Ika neekosam aage Hittu

Natanalo Chetta

Hittulaku kotta

Nee nata hrudayam

Rayaleni kavita

Abhinayasiri ga Adhvanasri ga

Vacchinadu nasaraju

Nini choosi mecchinaadu flopu raju

Flopulu enni yedure aina

Faction matram nuvvidaledu

Chinnanati aa moorkatvaniki

Oxygen thecchinavu

Tvarlone sanka nakipotavu

Naarayanudi Dasaavathaaram

Natanalo needi flopavataaram

Cinemaalu teesi

Prajalanu himsincchi

Maneeshi kalevu

Gnanamlo sardar nu minchinaaavu

Vittulalone Vrukshalu edugu

Nee vokkadi to flopulu yedugu

Viswa vinta ga yedigina Natuda

Nee sari neevele

Yeppatiki nee sari neevele

Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............

 

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Diwali blast

Diwali roju.....

Balayya rocket kalusthunte adi paiki vellakapovatam tho vadu ee dialogue antadu....

Harikrishna sakshiga nenu nandamuri vamsam lo putti vunte ee rocket munduki kadura, venakki pothundi.... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya...

anthe... aa rocket okka sariga paiki poyi, mali kindaki vachi,vadi guddalo
guchukuntundi. Appudu Balayya "Rey.... oorike annanu... enti ila jarigindi ?"

Appudu Harikrishna vachi vadi guddalo ice rod guchuthadu.
CooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

Howzatt ? 

 

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Ek Niranjan remix by Hari krishna

Balayya went to Hari krishna room and he observed that Hari krishna is singing this song:
Cinema ledu, Hit ledu, cinema theese producer ledu, ek bala krishna........

Balayya: abbaa balegundile ha ha

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Flop Charithra

After shooting the "Raktha charithra" movie, director Ram Gopal Varma (RGV) decided to make a new film with Balayya. It is titled as: "Flop charithra".

In this film, all the story of Balayya flops is shown, starting from his first film to his future films. Incidents like what happened to his producers (some horror), how Balayya managed to create the best flop records are shown.

Balayya is playing the lead role. So it shows the flop history of Banda Balayya and ofcourse its a flop at the box office.

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Balayya in 10 ka Dum

Imagine Balayya participating in "Dus ka Dum" show. Salman khan asks him some funny questions:

Q) How much percentage of Telugu audience like Balayya movies ?
A) Balayya guess is 50%

But the actual answer is: 1%. Audience will laugh at Balayya.

Q) How much %age of Telugu audience think that Balayya is the best comedian today?
A) Balayya guess is 1%.

But the actual answer is: 99%.

Salman: Kyon bhayya, itne sare log tumko ek comedian samajhre, par tum apne apko ek mass hero manre ?
Balayya: (Kya bol sakta..... ) He he.....

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Bala dheera

After watching the movie magadheera, Balayya tries to remake it, with the title "Baladheera". His role is Bala Bhairava.

Story is same as magadheera, but a small twist in the climax. The villain (Kalyan ram) escapes with the heroine (shakeela) in a helicopter and Balayya catches the bottom of the helicopter and goes with them..... Then Harikrishna (Srihari role) comes in a lorry and tries to shoot villain from his vehicle, but the bullet hits Balayya in the back and he falls down in slow motion, watching heroine...... THE END.

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Horror scene !

Once Balayya and hari krishna went to a horror movie.
Movie story: A man dies and becomes a devil, and he kills one person every day.
Balayya is getting scared of the incidents happening in the movie.

When the devil bites the neck of a person from back, he screams loudly.
Then Hari krishna also gets frightened and bites the neck of Balayya !
After some time, Balayya sees the face of hari krishna and it looks like a devil in the dark, with red eyes. Then Balayya again scares and shouts loud.

Then hari krishna (deeply involved in the movie) thinks that the devil is sitting near him, and fears and runs away !

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Balayya AV reviews

Hai, i tried this Antivirus software in my system, and here is my review about this software:

1. When i downloaded this software and started installing it, it scanned my system thoroughly for 1 hour and deleted all the movies and songs of other heroes of tollywood like Nagarjuna and Chiru.
2. After installing it, my system is automatically restarted. Then first a wallpaper of Balayya appeared on the desktop, and then icons appeared slowly. I saw a Balayya icon in the system tray.
3. When i inserted the CD of Chiru movie in my pc, it warned me that some unknown virus is present in my system, and then deleted the movie in the CD automatically !
4. I tried to browse the songs of Nag in google, but it denied access to the site.
5. When i opened the community of Chiru in the Orkut, i got redirected to the home page. (No access)
6. When the trial period expired, the antivirus got uninstalled automatically. Sani vadilipoyindi anukunna. Kani appudu telisindi, na system lo virus ni vadilesi poyindani.
7. When i purchased the full version (100$) online, next day the software again gave me some message that my usage period has expired. So my money is wasted !
8. Balayya antivirus got updated recently in my system automatically.
It took 1 hour for updating and after that, my system is restarted, and i see a change in the Balayya icon (face) in the system tray. Thats all.

So for just updating his face (icon) in the system tray, it took 1 hour !
Funny !!!!!!!!

So this is my experience with Balayya AV (Funny). Hope you enjoyed it.

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Lyrics change

Here is the lyrics change for the song: "Kodite Kottali ra..." from Tagore:

Balayya: Kodite kottali ra flop kottali, adite adali ra fuck adali.
Story emaina kani over action undali, poti unna gani flop chesi teerali,
charithra lo neeko konni flop lu undali..... chinde veyali oora pandi laga,
navve chindali verri pookula, ............

Producer undi neeku cash ichetanduke, nenu undi vadiki flop ichetanduke,
fans unnadi neeku ninnu mechetanduke, audience unnadi epudu ninnu tittetanduke,
aaratam neekundi, ae movie ayina flop cheyanike, abhimanam todundi enni flops ayina cheyadanike, ee movie, flop, over action, prajala kosame,

navvu kovali nataraju laga, flop le cheyali maharaju la......

Kodite kottali ra flop kottali..........

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Open notice to Telugu movie producers

Doing movies with Balayya means getting ready for big flops in the future, and attack of bullets and BP. So my dear producers, please be aware that Balayya will only give you flop movies, dont keep any hopes on him. (see the image below)

Balayya is the enemy of all producers in Tollywood, he is born to make flop movies.
Note for audience: Watching Balayya movies is dangerous to your physical and mental health. (But if you are courageous and ready for any challenge, then go and watch at your own risk.)

-- Sufferer of Balayya movies



(--Image : Balayya with Bellamkonda (sufferer of Balayya bullets) ----
Balayya: Enti? Eedu savaledha? Nenu veedine kadha esesindhi? Vaarinee baane unnav kadha raa? Veedu na pakkana vachchi enduku koorchunnattu?
Asalu veedu naku em avuthadu? Aa cheyyi enti sulli deggara pettukunnadu? Orinee....)

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Balayya speech is meaningless

Balayya oka paryatana lo speech isthunte vadu em matladuthunnado janalaki ardham kavatledu:

Balayya: Telugu desam. ... jhk aahjka ajahahajk aakhakjah aaaaaaaaaa jhjkhjkhjk
audience: Rey.... em matladuthunnavu ra...... nee ayya.....

Balayya: Telugu vari atma gowravam .... .. . .dfsdf fsd f sdf sd fsd f sd f sdf sd fsd f....
audience: Orey,...... notlo em pettukunnavu ra..... em ardham ayitaledu......

Balayya: dfsdfj fsdhfjsdjkfh sdjfhdjksfhdjksfh sdj. . . . ..

audience: Thoo..... ee waste gadu....... chava denguthundu.......... rey... . pora po... poddune mood off chesthunnavu.

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Balayya maya matalu

Balayya TDP tarapuna pracharam chesthunnadu. TDP manifesto gurinchi chepthu....
"Rashtram lo prati peda vadiki Telugu Desam prabhutvam uchitamga Colour TV isthundi".
After few days, elections ayipoyayi. TDP adhikaram loki vachindi.
Appudu kontha mandi peda prajalu Balayya intiki vachi "maaku colour TV isthavani cheppavu kadara, edi ?" ani adugutharu.

Appudu Balayya vallandarini vadi bed room lo koorchopetti vadi "Palnati Brahmanaidu" movie CD pedathadu. Aa cinemalo magic lu choosi vallaki ardhamavuthundi.
"Veedoka pedda mayagadu........ cinema lone kadu, real life lo kuda magic lu chesthadu. Naa kodukuni dengandi" ani andaru Balayya meeda padi chava dengutharu.
Balayya: Rey............... nenem chesanu ra..... poyi Chandra Babu ni dengandi. Aa....

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remix songs on balayya

My love is gone... funny remix

A producer spent crores and made a film with Balayya. On the first day, after seeing the horrible response for his film (utter flop), he goes to a pub, drinks full and sings this song... balayya fans dance with him...

My film is gone....
My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....

Poye poye movie poye...pothe poyinde....
Its gone...its gone...its gone...my film is gone...

Poye poye dabbe poye...pothe poyinde....
Its gone...its gone...its gone...my film is gone...

Velugantha aari poye... katha maari poye... ika flop entha bagunde..

Gelupantha jaari poye... nannu veedi poye... ika doola theeri poyinde..

My film is gone....My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....
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Honest ga unde pani ledhe... The best unde pani lede..
budget maarche pani ledhe... Yem maarche pani lede..

Chemistry kalise pani lede..Career marche pani lede..
Care of thelipe pani lede..Profit tho pani lede..

Bala tho movie theesi... hit kottinollu... illalona miguluthaare...
try chesi odinodu...pedda bewarse gadu... road meeda thiruguthaade...

My film is gone....My film is gone....
My film is gone....My film is gone....

Ringa Ringa funny remix

Remix of "Ringa ringa" song...
story of a sad producer, who made a film with Balayya and was disappointed...

Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... be....
Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... be....

ey.... posh posh producer nenu... foreign nunchi vachesanu....
Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... be....

rosham unna herola kosam.... washington vadilesanu.....
Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... be....

english herolante rothe putti.... tollywood herolante moje putti...
hyderabad cherinanu, cherinaka eduru chusina....

evarikosam ?

feat lu rani herolante bore kotti.... feat lu chese herola ara patti....
chiranjeevi choosinanu.... nagarjuna choosinanu... ravi teja choosinanu.... mahesh babu choosinanu...
aakariki Balayya ni try chesanu....

oho mari balayya emi chesadu ?

kadapa bambu thoda kotti pelchi, cinema flop chesesadu....
Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... be....
Intikochi bullet pelchi hospital lo join chesadu....
Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... Binga binga ...... be....

Mr. Flopper...

Balayya producers and fans are singing a remix song about Balayya:

Producers:

hey... tiptop dora kadilindo... yevadiki veedu hit ivvadando...

mudurando... balupando... cinema theeyakando....

Fans:

uppukappurambu nokkalukku nundo... veedi movie choosi mosapokando...

flop ando... waste ando... over action ando...

comeon come on... most boring... comeon come on... best laughing... comeon come on... worst acting.... hey yaayi yeyyo...

Mr. Flopper... flopper.... he is Mr.Flopper.... lens yesi vetuku dorakadu ra ye hittu....

Mr. Flopper... flopper.... he is Mr.Flopper.... lens yesi vetuku dorakadu ra ye hittu....

Jai Balangana: funny story

Balayya ki separate state kavali.
Reason entante vadi cinemalu andhra lo sariga adatledu. So oka separate state unte vadi cinemalanu istam vochinattu aadinchukovachu. Ee idea tho Balayya separate state udyamam chepadatadu. (Inspired by KCR)

oka roju Media mundukochi Balayya ila antadu.
"Naa fans, producers, ila naa movies paina adharapadi brathukuthunna vallaki nyayam cheyalani decide ayyanu. Maaku oka separate state kavali. Prabhutvam pai otthidi thesthunnam. Ivala deeksha lo koorchuntunnam, evaru ochina manedi ledu."

Balayya, harikrishna, Jr. NTR, kalyan ram, tarak andaru nirahara deekshalo koorchuntaru.
1 week ayipothundi. Balayya gadu bakka chikki pothadu. Hari krishna ayithe Jr. NTR laga ayipothadu. Inka Jr. NTR ki skeleton ki theda lekunda pothundi.
Balayya deeksha ni police vallu vachi bhagnam chestaru. Balayya ni balavantham ga NIMS ki pampistharu. Akkada kuda Balayya deeksha continue chestadu.

Hospital ki vachina media tho Balayya matladuthu ....
"Maa udyamanni apalani chusthe parinamalu theevram ga untayi. Ee udyamam lo participate chesthunna na fans ki, producers ki request chesthunna... etuvanti himsa lekunda shanti ga undandi, manaki manchi rojulu vasthunnayi. Jai Balangana"

Kani Balayya fans matram rastha rokolu, dharnalu chesthuntaru. Balayya producers ayithe, Bellam konda suresh adhvaryam lo cinema theatres paina padi antha nasanam chesthuntaru. Kontha mandi balayya fans ki gayalu avatam tho chanipotharu.
Inka Balayya 1 week bandh declare chesthadu.

Balayya udyamam popular avuthundatam tho atu chiru fans, family members kuda samaikya state kosam deekshalu start chestaru. Allu arjun ayithe intlo nunchi paripoyi auto lo NIMS ki vachi bed meeda padukuntadu. (Lagadapati style)
Chiru vachi vadni intiki tolukupothadu.

Government ki em cheyalo ardham kadu. Atlast one fine day, CM Balayya ni hospital lo kalusukuni lemon juice ichi deeksha viramimpa chestadu. Pratyeka Balayya state ki anukulam ga oka statement isthadu. Balayya fans pandaga chesukuntaru.

Kani idantha drama ani thelisipothundi. Balayya Delhi velthadu. Sonia gandhi tho discuss chesthadu. "Maa fans, producers ki nyayam cheyandi" ani request chesthadu.
Adhistanam nunchi elanti reply radu.

Balayya fans marintha rechipotharu. One month bandh declare chestharu.
Students chaduvulu manesi road meeda padatharu.

Ori nayano, buses levu, autos levu, motham state antha oka desert laga ayipothundi.
Centre nunchi bandh stop cheyamani orders vachina, Balayya matram mata vinadu.

Atlast one fine day, kendram digi vasthundi. Pratyeka Balayya rashtram declare chesthundi.

Balayya becomes the CM of "BALANGANA". Harikrishna is the home minster.
Only Balayya movies are shown in the state and all the fans and producers of Balayya celebrate the new year 2010. Jai Balangana

 

Pratyeka Balangana

This is the season of special demands.

On one side, KCR is fighting for a separate state of Telangana and on other side, some are fighting for united andhra.

Now imagine if Balayya enters into competition and demands a special state. Let it be Balangana.

Then what will happen if Balayya gets a special state.

Ex:
1. Only Balayya movies will be screened in theatres.
2. Balayya will be the CM of Seema (Seema simham)
3. state will be under the control of factionists.

Chiranjeevi, Balakrishna, Rajinikanth,Ram charan enjoying bangaru kodi petta song at star night 2009

MAA Star Night Press Meet