balayya jokes

Ek Niranjan remix by Hari krishna

Balayya went to Hari krishna room and he observed that Hari krishna is singing this song:
Cinema ledu, Hit ledu, cinema theese producer ledu, ek bala krishna........

Balayya: abbaa balegundile ha ha

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Flop Charithra

After shooting the "Raktha charithra" movie, director Ram Gopal Varma (RGV) decided to make a new film with Balayya. It is titled as: "Flop charithra".

In this film, all the story of Balayya flops is shown, starting from his first film to his future films. Incidents like what happened to his producers (some horror), how Balayya managed to create the best flop records are shown.

Balayya is playing the lead role. So it shows the flop history of Banda Balayya and ofcourse its a flop at the box office.

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Balayya in 10 ka Dum

Imagine Balayya participating in "Dus ka Dum" show. Salman khan asks him some funny questions:

Q) How much percentage of Telugu audience like Balayya movies ?
A) Balayya guess is 50%

But the actual answer is: 1%. Audience will laugh at Balayya.

Q) How much %age of Telugu audience think that Balayya is the best comedian today?
A) Balayya guess is 1%.

But the actual answer is: 99%.

Salman: Kyon bhayya, itne sare log tumko ek comedian samajhre, par tum apne apko ek mass hero manre ?
Balayya: (Kya bol sakta..... ) He he.....

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Bala dheera

After watching the movie magadheera, Balayya tries to remake it, with the title "Baladheera". His role is Bala Bhairava.

Story is same as magadheera, but a small twist in the climax. The villain (Kalyan ram) escapes with the heroine (shakeela) in a helicopter and Balayya catches the bottom of the helicopter and goes with them..... Then Harikrishna (Srihari role) comes in a lorry and tries to shoot villain from his vehicle, but the bullet hits Balayya in the back and he falls down in slow motion, watching heroine...... THE END.

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Horror scene !

Once Balayya and hari krishna went to a horror movie.
Movie story: A man dies and becomes a devil, and he kills one person every day.
Balayya is getting scared of the incidents happening in the movie.

When the devil bites the neck of a person from back, he screams loudly.
Then Hari krishna also gets frightened and bites the neck of Balayya !
After some time, Balayya sees the face of hari krishna and it looks like a devil in the dark, with red eyes. Then Balayya again scares and shouts loud.

Then hari krishna (deeply involved in the movie) thinks that the devil is sitting near him, and fears and runs away !

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Balayya AV reviews

Hai, i tried this Antivirus software in my system, and here is my review about this software:

1. When i downloaded this software and started installing it, it scanned my system thoroughly for 1 hour and deleted all the movies and songs of other heroes of tollywood like Nagarjuna and Chiru.
2. After installing it, my system is automatically restarted. Then first a wallpaper of Balayya appeared on the desktop, and then icons appeared slowly. I saw a Balayya icon in the system tray.
3. When i inserted the CD of Chiru movie in my pc, it warned me that some unknown virus is present in my system, and then deleted the movie in the CD automatically !
4. I tried to browse the songs of Nag in google, but it denied access to the site.
5. When i opened the community of Chiru in the Orkut, i got redirected to the home page. (No access)
6. When the trial period expired, the antivirus got uninstalled automatically. Sani vadilipoyindi anukunna. Kani appudu telisindi, na system lo virus ni vadilesi poyindani.
7. When i purchased the full version (100$) online, next day the software again gave me some message that my usage period has expired. So my money is wasted !
8. Balayya antivirus got updated recently in my system automatically.
It took 1 hour for updating and after that, my system is restarted, and i see a change in the Balayya icon (face) in the system tray. Thats all.

So for just updating his face (icon) in the system tray, it took 1 hour !
Funny !!!!!!!!

So this is my experience with Balayya AV (Funny). Hope you enjoyed it.

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Lyrics change

Here is the lyrics change for the song: "Kodite Kottali ra..." from Tagore:

Balayya: Kodite kottali ra flop kottali, adite adali ra fuck adali.
Story emaina kani over action undali, poti unna gani flop chesi teerali,
charithra lo neeko konni flop lu undali..... chinde veyali oora pandi laga,
navve chindali verri pookula, ............

Producer undi neeku cash ichetanduke, nenu undi vadiki flop ichetanduke,
fans unnadi neeku ninnu mechetanduke, audience unnadi epudu ninnu tittetanduke,
aaratam neekundi, ae movie ayina flop cheyanike, abhimanam todundi enni flops ayina cheyadanike, ee movie, flop, over action, prajala kosame,

navvu kovali nataraju laga, flop le cheyali maharaju la......

Kodite kottali ra flop kottali..........

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Open notice to Telugu movie producers

Doing movies with Balayya means getting ready for big flops in the future, and attack of bullets and BP. So my dear producers, please be aware that Balayya will only give you flop movies, dont keep any hopes on him. (see the image below)

Balayya is the enemy of all producers in Tollywood, he is born to make flop movies.
Note for audience: Watching Balayya movies is dangerous to your physical and mental health. (But if you are courageous and ready for any challenge, then go and watch at your own risk.)

-- Sufferer of Balayya movies



(--Image : Balayya with Bellamkonda (sufferer of Balayya bullets) ----
Balayya: Enti? Eedu savaledha? Nenu veedine kadha esesindhi? Vaarinee baane unnav kadha raa? Veedu na pakkana vachchi enduku koorchunnattu?
Asalu veedu naku em avuthadu? Aa cheyyi enti sulli deggara pettukunnadu? Orinee....)

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Balayya speech is meaningless

Balayya oka paryatana lo speech isthunte vadu em matladuthunnado janalaki ardham kavatledu:

Balayya: Telugu desam. ... jhk aahjka ajahahajk aakhakjah aaaaaaaaaa jhjkhjkhjk
audience: Rey.... em matladuthunnavu ra...... nee ayya.....

Balayya: Telugu vari atma gowravam .... .. . .dfsdf fsd f sdf sd fsd f sd f sdf sd fsd f....
audience: Orey,...... notlo em pettukunnavu ra..... em ardham ayitaledu......

Balayya: dfsdfj fsdhfjsdjkfh sdjfhdjksfhdjksfh sdj. . . . ..

audience: Thoo..... ee waste gadu....... chava denguthundu.......... rey... . pora po... poddune mood off chesthunnavu.

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Balayya maya matalu

Balayya TDP tarapuna pracharam chesthunnadu. TDP manifesto gurinchi chepthu....
"Rashtram lo prati peda vadiki Telugu Desam prabhutvam uchitamga Colour TV isthundi".
After few days, elections ayipoyayi. TDP adhikaram loki vachindi.
Appudu kontha mandi peda prajalu Balayya intiki vachi "maaku colour TV isthavani cheppavu kadara, edi ?" ani adugutharu.

Appudu Balayya vallandarini vadi bed room lo koorchopetti vadi "Palnati Brahmanaidu" movie CD pedathadu. Aa cinemalo magic lu choosi vallaki ardhamavuthundi.
"Veedoka pedda mayagadu........ cinema lone kadu, real life lo kuda magic lu chesthadu. Naa kodukuni dengandi" ani andaru Balayya meeda padi chava dengutharu.
Balayya: Rey............... nenem chesanu ra..... poyi Chandra Babu ni dengandi. Aa....

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