Top 10 Excuses Made by Programmers - Funny Programmer Life Cycle

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And Now the Top 10 Excuses Made by Programmers

1. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
2. "It must be a hardware problem."
3. "Somebody must have changed my code."
4. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "You must have the wrong version."
6. "That's weird..."
7. "There must be something wrong with your data"
8. "It's never done that before."
9. "It worked yesterday."
10. "It works on my machine"
    

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